Monday, December 31, 2001


Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz




Take the Which Beatle Are You? Quiz.

(That's the one with the bees, Harry!)

Happy New Beer, one and maul.

Sunday, December 30, 2001

god i hate rewriting......
still, almost onto the final draft of at least one thing, maybe two. i'll let you lovely people know when i've put them up.

saw amelie tonight, my full on hermit mode was beginning to crack. it's really, really, really good. so if anyone's up for it, i'm more than willing for a repeat performance.

and isn't it funny how what happens in life affects what you write, which affects how you view life, which affects what happens to you, which affects what you write..........

or maybe it isn't.

oh.

and i finished perfume...that & amelie made me want to go and live in paris :)

Thursday, December 27, 2001

for those who've been following my epic quest:

Amaurophilia: preference for a blind, or blindfolded, sex partner.

my work here is done.

Wednesday, December 26, 2001

MAKE IT STOP!!!!! SOMEBODY SET THE TELECOM PIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE ON FIRE!!!111

What Video Game Character Are You? I am an Asteroid.I am an Asteroid.

I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. What Video Game Character Are You?

The quiz got it wrong (it gave me 'KONG' but this one lets you CHOOSE! HOW COOL IS THAT??!?!?!?!!!! now I want to go back and be a T1000 just like Harry. 'Cause then I don't have to sleep in his bed while he's at work and look in his fridge and stuff.

Another one ... funny thing is, an ex of mine was notorious for the sock thing. It says as much about her partners as it does about her ... like 'don't bother taking your socks off..!'

You have an air of intelligence about you, some might even perceive you as being stuck up. You seem like you may be a nice person when you're not throwing one of your ever-present hissy fits and being a bitch to everyone. And take off your socks when you make whoopie, he hates it!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!


REVISION!! I AM DIFFERENT!! IT MUST BE THE COCAINE!

Red Eyed Tree Frog

Red Eyed Tree Frog
Ribbit. It's not easy being green, but I go at it with a thoughtfulness and good faith that others would do well to emulate. I'm peppy but subdued all at the same time, and manage to keep others at bay until you can judge their true intentions. Still, I'm a trusting person, albeit a tad boring at times.

What piece of photography are you?

Find out at The Stock Photo Quiz.

Friday, December 21, 2001

Meat Loaf Dinner

Meat Loaf Dinner
Meat loaf, yum yum. The comforts of the familiar and the friendly, as well as the traditions of yore, are what make life grand for me. I'm patient and generally happy, and people tend to like me, as well--I'm probably surrounded by friends.

What piece of photography are you? Find out at The Stock Photo Quiz.

I AM A BLOGDEX WHORE! $500 AN HOUR FOR YOU MR POL!

Harry

two words

stalk him

he says he's coming to Australia ... tell him you've been sharpening the axe for fifteen years and it's almost sharp enough.

You could always declare the entire continent of Australia as 'your turf' and if anyone enters ... chop chop.

Thursday, December 20, 2001

i had a look at that site miss noodle.

i'm still trying to recover from the shivers racing up and down my spine.

and the uncontrollable spasms of laughter...

i particularly like this one:

Hello all the reprebates. You must remember me I ruled the school. Well what can I say... Im the manager of a fire protection company and drive a Volvo Estate(Very Safe). I'm packing in my Job in March to travel around the world for 6 months. This is the right time in life for it. I have been to Uni (what a bunch of shit that was) Dropped out,after all you can get a degree out of a lucky bag these days. Well good luck to everyone that knows me and See you in OZ...

i'm sooooo tempted to add my notes to it.

Hey Polx you made it.... except... you're not coming to A very Disco Christmas at our house. *sniff*

I just found the weirdest site. Friendsreunited. It has my old school on it, and lists a bunch of people I went to school with and their little updates on their miserable lives.... so of course I joined in and bragged that I was living in australia. :-)
By far the funniest update was from a guy called Owen Bonner, possibly most famous for stealing £10 from someone's locker, and then getting caught trying to buy £10 worth of mars bars from the school tuck shop, although the time he bit the physics teacher on the arm was pretty funny too...

THIS IS A GOOD SITE. DOES ANYONE REMEMBER ME?
AFTER LEAVING SCHOOL I WORKED AS A BIN MAN FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS BEFORE I REALISED MY POTENTIAL, I NOW WORK AT BROTHERTON'S SCRAP YARD IN OTLEY TAKING CARS APART.
I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LIKE I SEE MANY OF MY FRIENDS NOW DO. I'M STILL LOOKING FOR MISS RIGHT. IF ANYONE WANTS TO MEET UP FOR A DRINK MY LOCAL IS THE WESTBOURNE IN OTLEY, I GO THERE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT. I QUITE LIKE THE BARMAID THERE.
IF ANYONE WANTS TO EMAIL ME I WILL BE ABLE TO REPLY AT HOME BECAUSE MY DAD JUST BOUGHT US A COMPUTER. MY ADDRESS IS owen_boner at the hotness of mail if you get my drift.

Heheheheh.... it also looks like he's spelled his email address wrong too... :-)

Wednesday, December 19, 2001

He's back he's back and we're glad he's back.
well after 15 years in the wilderness I am backin a real job.
So what's new with Mr Polx

I got me a gal and she long and tall and leggy and got big ol ta ta's
I lost me a gal and she long and tall and leggy and got big ol ta ta's
Arse.
All in a week it normall takes em a fortnight to twig that I am EVIL or what ever.
Have decided to out source my sex life to Professionals,as I think doing it in house
is not cost effective,and the amatures are not as good as they like to think they are,
not to mention the hidden on costs (dinners etc).So that is that decision made...well
if truth be told I think this decision has been made for me.
What else...it was my birthday yesterday...old.
I think I got the lowest word count on NANOWRIMO,about 1500.
Ah well.
I did all you r if you could be a biscuit site tests,and I am Mondigliani with rickets and a smelly cat.
I could be wrong though
I did find one that generates your Pirate name,but I disagreed with mine as it wasn't
Cap'n PissGums and his Lezzy Pirate Women.
Amon Tobin song called Slowly...any one wants it gimme a mail and I will send this monster to you
I am at psigerson@bluetongue.com
Righto

Love to you all at this fest,let us gather around a Burning Crucified Santa and sing the old song.

Polx

Tuesday, December 18, 2001

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Igor Stravinsky.

Known as a true son of the new 20th Century, my music started out melodic and folky but slowly got more dissonant and bizzare as I aged. I am a traveler and a neat freak, and very much hated those rotten eggs thrown at me after the premiere of "The Rite of Spring."

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test


AARGH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!111

PS blading tonight bill. xmas skate!

Monday, December 17, 2001

AAaarrghh! Where oh where has my little blog gone?

Friday, December 14, 2001

oh yeah.

and in response to the cat thing.

the only way cute & smart cats go far in life is with a catapult.

no pun intended!

i hate programmers!

all the brains in the world.

all the common sense of a badger.

off to write :-)

It has come to this.

I just had to show a programmer how to work venetian blinds. *And* I'm still at work at 9pm on a friday night. And in about 10 minutes, a nice man will bring me pizza.

It wasn't supposed to be like this. But, still, I have my dark and twisted feti- err.. I mean post-it notes to keep me company during the wee small hours. Bill, if you read this, I'll be home sometime after three. Hug the dog for me.

Thursday, December 13, 2001



Take the What Cat Are You? test by webkin!


When will the madness end?

This kinda reminds me of the short film I saw at Stileproject of the kitty gettin' bopped, chopped and wokked =]

Wednesday, December 12, 2001

hhhhhmmmm.

this week i realised that death, and the rituals surrounding it are essentially visual experiences.

weird.

makes relating to them as a blind person an interesting thing to try and write.
still there's always dark and twisted fetishes to explore.

god, i'm looking forward to writing this one :)

oh well, back to the novel.

p.s. apologies to anybody who's just died. or who's blind... or who has a dark & twisted fetish........

Tuesday, December 11, 2001

oooooer - i'm with harry - spookily accurate....

If I were a work of art, I would be Pablo Picasso's Three Musicians.

I am colourful and provoking, always looking to break out of the mould and to pioneer new ways of doing things. I have a jaunty outlook and although I am a bit weird, most people have some idea what I'm about.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

Monday, December 10, 2001

From Reaction Quake:

"I *told* you I don't like flyin' in no plane, mothafucka!"[CLIC CLAC]

eep!

spookily accurate!

If I were a work of art, I would be Piet Mondrian's Composition A.

I am rigidly organised and regimented, although my cold and unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand me, but I can still affect them on an emotional level.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

If I were a work of art, I would be Edvard Munch's The Scream.

I express the subconscious troubles and anxieties of the world. I hold my head and let loose the primal terror of my innermost fears, surrounded by a lurid landscape which reflects my feeble grasp on reality.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test



Oh dear. And I could have sworn I was stable too. I saw the scream in London before it got nicked by a couple of twelve year olds with pen knives and a ball of hairy string. Edvard Munch ran out of paper and had to sellotape a bit of cardboard to the left hand side to make his canvas bigger - if you look, you can see the dark line. And they said studying fine art was useless! Well look at me now!!! I'm a successful integrated *tic* member of *tic* tHE COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Sunday, December 09, 2001

MORE GRISTLE FOR THE MILL!!1

I am most like http://www.eiu.org.

I am a very tongue-in-cheek person. It's often hard to tell if I'm being serious,
and I have almost a kinda spooky vibe.
I'm also very inquisitive, and like to question what most take for granted.

The Obscure Website Test

moonlight cinema
starts dec 12th

program up here

blade runner: directors cut - thursday 20th
being john malkovich : friday 28th
withnail and i :jan 8th

it's pretty good!

Friday, December 07, 2001

[If I were an online test, I would be The Lord of the Rings Character Test]

I'm The Lord of the Rings Character Test!

I like to think that everyone is really a character in my strange fictional world - I don't care if no-one outside it has a clue what I'm on about.

Click here to find out which test you are!


If I were a work of art, I would be Heironymous Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights.

I am decadent and depraved. I have an eye for small details and love to fit in as much hedonistic pleasure as possible in everything I do. I buck authority and am not afraid to make a statement outside approved channels.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test


If I were a James Bond villain, I would be Donald "Red" Grant.

I enjoy red chianti, working out, and beating people to a pulp with my bare hands.

I am played by Robert Shaw in From Russia With Love.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test


This makes me a Blogdex whore, methinks.

Heheheh, I was Dr Kananga, I enjoy growing drugs and throwing people to crocodiles. Sounds reasonable.

Hilarious Japanese Sit-com (via Stileprojekt) (warning: 32MB. right-click and shit. I pulled it down at 33.6k, so what's your motherfuckin' problem?)

[christopher walken]If the goddamn slopes can call a nigger a nigger, then I'll be Goddamned if I can't![/christopher walken]

WHAT'S UP, NIGGER?

Wednesday, December 05, 2001

NEW TEST NEW TEST NEW TEST

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Francisco Scaramanga.

I enjoy good food, monopolising the world's energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people.

I am played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

Sunday, December 02, 2001

they've found a drug to help deal with social anxiety : here

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.