Sunday, March 28, 2004

allo pol.

The only thing i could discover about that studio is that it's some ex-getaway (sony team soho) doods, and they're doing something big. Looks like it'll be around a hundred people on a 3 year project.

have a look here.

The Exorcist, re-enacted in 30 seconds, by bunnies.

no more can be said.

Friday, March 26, 2004

DanaSoft - My Amazing Signature!

Okay, me again, I guess I am making up for lost time.

There's a guy who gets on my tram - well, it doesn't actually belong to me, but anyway, I keep seeing this guy, all dressed up like it's 1991 and always wearing a metallica tshirt - thankfully not always the same one, or I'd have to buy some of those crazy pine tree air fresheners and hang them around the tram, which could be difficult, because I think someone switches my tram under cover of darkness. I can't be sure.

Anyway, shouldn't more members of metallica have kicked the bucket by now? There are kids listening to metallica whose parents were in *school* when cliff burton unexpectedly left the band...

So I got to thinking about metallica, and thought they might like a bit of help for their next cd. So here's the tracklist:
1. All parents are evil
2. Two
3. I can still rock out even though I cut my hair
4. Pastor of muppets
5. I am like a tiger
6. Somewhere over the rainbow there is death and war
7. War is bad (but still kind of glorious)
8. Fight fire with water
9. People over thirty tell you lies (except for us)
10. Fucking sensitive

we all need more toy piano music in our lives. Toy piano music, oh yes, and discos in our mouths. Sorry liz, this was going to be your birthday present, but the frieght was a killer. That and you'd have to stop talking for long enough to get it in.

Thursday, March 25, 2004

When you come across something like this on lowbrow, you know you have to blog it:
Helium Shoes
At the dinner table, I show my fianc?e my new sneakers, and mention that they're very light.
She hefts one: 'Wow, nice, but nowhere near as light as my dad's helium shoes.'
Me: '???'
She: 'When I was 10, my Dad came home with a pair of really light shoes. He explained that the manufacturer injected compressed helium into them, so they weighed almost nothing.'
Me: 'Compressed helium?' I look over at her Dad (LowBrow keyword: 'You've been fucking my daughter!'). He hasn't accepted me at all yet, but at least he has the grace to blush and avert his eyes.
Me: 'Annie. Why would compressed helium be lighter than air?'
Across the table, Dad loses it. Twelve years later, somebody found him out. Annie is stricken. It was one of her favourite childhood stories.

It made orange juice come out of my nose.

http://grouphug.us/

God bless the internet...giving idiots a voice, and allowing us to mock them!

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

if you ever needed proof positive that chucky p. reads lowbrow, i think that story might be it.

I claim this weblog in the name of Mars! (technorati grab). They don't seem to have a facility for multiple authors, that is to say, I haven't looked. Nyer.

Monday, March 15, 2004

2 words:

Permanent!
Residency!


Friday, March 12, 2004

looks like some of the keys on your keyboard are broken miss abbott.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

The Onion A.V. Club | Who Could You Take In A Fight? 2000

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Seth Green: [Laughs.] Um, Warwick Davis. He's the guy in Willow, and he played Wicket the Ewok. I'll kick his fuckin' ass. I'll throw him down a fuckin' flight of stairs. I'll grab him by the ankles and shake him out on a fuckin' concrete stairs like an Oriental rug. [Laughs.] I used to think I could take Gary Coleman until he beat up that lady.

O: He's like a security guard or something, so he's probably got training.

SG: Right, and I saw that chick. She was big, and he kicked her ass. So now I'm not as sure. I used to think he was the one. [Pauses, laughs.] Warwick Davis is such a good answer, man. [Laughs.] I'll fight the fuck out of Warwick Davis.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Fiddling with resumé I discover this ...



Heh. Blaze was the bit of Beam that didn't make games, for the uninitiated.

Monday, March 08, 2004

...

blah de blah...ex girlfriend...blah de blah...catch up...blah de blah...comes round my house to talk about staying in melbourne...blah de blah...show her 'pest control' & 'arguments and resolutions.'

I think it's the first time I've ever watched them both in succession, as well as the first time I've had the gift of distance from A&R.

And I think that it's actually really, really good. (As is pest control, but you'll have to put up with my brief burst of narcissism)

At the least. The least. Its as good as 80% of the absolute shit short films I've sat through.

So I'd just like to say FUCK YOU to all of the melbourne film festivals who've chosen not to include it this past year.

You know who you are!

...

You can go about your business now.

Monday, March 01, 2004

Apparently, The Passion of The Christ has a surprise ending......


***SPOILER ALERT***




/SPOILERS
p-shopped by this guy jarrett and originally hosted on this fark thread: photoshop a surprise ending to The Passion etcetc