Monday, January 31, 2005

Pirates of the Carribean - l33t 5tyl3

the most worrying thing here being, according to both Harry and myself, is that we can read it.

Silence of the Lambs - The Musical!

Featuring such showstoppers as "Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket"

It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it's told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it's done there's one more thing
A simple little task, it's:
Put the fucking lotion in the basket.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Hello chasps ... I've only just remembered I have a login here and so am going to take a moment away from my regular livejournal (username 'b0rken') ramblings (their servers, all gazillion of them, are down, apparently) to fill you in on the crawling horror of my everyday machinations.

A year ago last September I was 'roughed up' in town near cnr. swanston and lonsdale ... a 'guardian angel' type soul spotted the chicanery and thus we have a trial to attend shortly. Unfortunately for me, recently on the great vic bike ride my head exploded in a post-traumatic stress scenario and i started eating my bathers, land swimming at the beach and other such eccentric acts that only the English aristocracy can get away with. I must have especial genes or sommat.

Umm where was I. Whinge whinge. Yes, I'm orff to shout at rocks at Phillip Island with fithir and stepmithir and halfbrithir for about a week, so I'll be even less contactabubble that I usually am. ping me on +614 0155 6475 if yez want to catch up ... hope you're all well and coping with the seasonal affectation disorder 'january slump'. Foowzeh got any typing ya need done?

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Germaine Greer leaves Big Brother house:

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/01/12/1105423534021.html