Saturday, May 31, 2003

Tee hee that evepops she insane in the membrane..no i don't kow what it means I heard so me "kids" saying it whilst comparing the acre-age oif their trousers.

Friday, May 30, 2003

well at least I ascii coded my own email address so I won't get mega spammed.

try copy and pasting your own address instead of steve thirlwalls, try breaking blogger, no really it's fun, try not having a bloody 'delete this post' or 'edit and save changes option' cause blogger is a poohead. Try writing things with crayon because you're too much of a spaz to use a computer or indeed sharp objects... :-/

try

try eve@gundogdesign.com

I stayed at infogrames cause they promoted me - god knows why, as I had subconsciously decided to force the issue and for the three months before I got my little office in the sky, I was turning up at 11am or later, taking a couple of hours for lunch and going home at about 4pm.
Pol, that's cool, at least brisbane is warmer than bolton! where did you apply? and if you have a pc at home, can you do freelance work too? as that's mostly what I do... mostly.

it is 3:26 am, and my undies are chafing

do you know where your towel is?

night shift does strange things to your brain

Well I have applied for a job.....in Australia!!!
Well Brisbane anyway,but hety it's a start nes pas?
Things are getting tight here soI might as wel get tight too.
Bottoms up

Polx

Thursday, May 29, 2003

Why anyone stays at IMH is the mystery.Like having a gun held to your head for years never knowing when it will go off.
HEy does anyone have Steve Thirwells Email addy?
I wanna keep in touch with Mr T.
Polx
missing you all

they started singing
byee byeee mr robby buh bye
sony's just announced psx with an inbuilt hard drive
there's ethernet support and dvdr and tv recording
singing this'll be the day that your vc shrivels up and dies
this'll be the day that your vc shrivels up and dies......


link /drool

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

comic: they're having a break, but the lovely editors said that they'd arrange for me to see it sometime towards the end of july...so that's good. not sure when it'll actually be in the shops though :/

in other news: my tv died on sunday night, and rather than get it fixed, i went out monday night and bought a HUGE 68cm stereo thing that now sits in the corner :) it's lovely.

Monday, May 26, 2003

Sheesh, and welcome to the blog of the one liners...
I should write more, but the most exciting thing that has happened to me lately is that Senor Bill and myself have made some pretty kick arse pickled onions.

cool - and when do we get to see this extravaganza? Or more to the point, when do we get to drag people into the comic store and tell random people that we know the person that wrote that story...?

Saturday, May 24, 2003

hurrah.
comic is *finished* apparently.

i've yet to see it, but according to the editors i'll be "pleasantly surprised by how it looks"

Friday, May 23, 2003

best illustration of the term "mixed blessing": a warm toilet seat in a cold office block

Thursday, May 22, 2003

tee hee Eve,I shall file that one away for future reference
Polx

best euphemism I've heard all week - from someone talking about the tenuous nature of graphics houses:
"...when the company I was working for flew into the sun..."

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Well it is the lead up to E3 then it was E3 next it is the reorganisation after E3.
It is taking a helluva long time to get this moving.
And no it weren't Aard?swift....tell the truth they have done absolutely fuck all,which is marginally more than datascope who have NEVER done a thing ever.
It was Change who organised it, but they are very good types who were as shocked by the back flip as I was.
LOve to u all

Polx

Hey, if you get a job offer, even verbal, isn't that a contract? Which agency are you going through? Please tell me not Aardvark Swift - SLD looks like someone from "Only Fools & Horses" trying to be Noel Coward.

That's bollox.

Never trust people from Lancashire. Even Cleckheaton is pushing it.

Monday, May 19, 2003

I say here's fun.

Right on thursdayy last I get a job offer in Bolton,HURRAH!,subject of course to money and start date.Which I think are two of the most normal things to ask about a job nes pas?
Anyhow I take an easy weekend waiting for Monday to roll around so as to finalise the crossing of eyes and the dotting of teas when..
They head hunted some over the week end because they wanted someone to start today.
I cannot believe this,Who in their right mind offers you a job in Bolton on a Thursday and excpects you to be there on Monday?
So once more I am thrown to the wolves.
I am going to phone these guys up and register my distaste.Which is a NO NO when you are going through an agency apparently.

What a shower of cunts.
Actually thinking about it it maybe a blessing for me,or my lever at least,not to share a post code with mr Mick Harrison.

Anyhow I will keep you posted with the laff a minit world of job hunting in the UK.

Polx

i think you should open the door starkers. then again, i'm a pervert.

Question for you all... this is the third time this has happened: Junior Real Estate Agent walks past letterbox with "No Junk Mail" sign, walks up to door and shoves leaflet underneath it. Consequently dogs go mental, and I *still* have junk mail.
So, what are my options for dealing with this, as I'm betting that the person I would be complaining to, is the person that probably made the flunky work experience kid buy a cheap suit and wear down his shoeleather by wandering the streets with cards and leaflets to shove under people's front doors...

Creative options are welcomed.

Okay, people that haven't seen Matrix Reloaded have to go see it so we can talk about it here soon...

"...and what's really going to bake your noodle later on is..."

Hurry!
That will be all.

Thursday, May 15, 2003

mr 4.0, please do us the honour of closing your i tags.

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Q. What did mr homegrown wolverine get on his SATs?

A. Whatever he damn well wanted!

Q. How does mr homegrown wolverine pick his nose?

A. Very Carefully.

Q. How does mr homegrown wolverine fuck his missus?

A. Very Carefully. and/or However he damn well pleases!

etc

Thursday, May 08, 2003

Councillor MYCOCK!

thankyou thank you thang-gyoo

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

I cannot not blog this... homegrown wolverine

Saturday, May 03, 2003

Climber amputates his own arm and rappels down mountain. Oh hang on, I forgot to mention that he amputated his arm with his own pocket knife.

Thursday, May 01, 2003

best local government representative ever

nicked with aplomb from popbitch