Silence of the Lambs - The Musical!

Featuring such showstoppers as "Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket"

It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it's told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it's done there's one more thing
A simple little task, it's:
Put the fucking lotion in the basket.