Monday, March 31, 2003

Other cool quotes (this one's from Hedwig and the Angry Inch):
Tommy: Do you accept Jesus as your lord and saviour?
Hedwig: No, but I love his work.

4 posts in one day, I'd better go have a lie down...

Favourite quote:
Wilson: I've just seen god.
Lackey: What'd he look like?
Wilson: He looked like me.

Ooh! My first "open in a new window" type link...

Speaking of Alan Partridge, I've had this gem sitting on my hard drive for a while... Richard Madeley is a B-list (some would say C) talk show host in the UK - and he is quite, quite mad. There are definitely a lot of similarities there...

Friday, March 28, 2003

Argh, I'm crap at cockney, comes from living in Ealing where everyone spent their time trying really hard to be Bridget Jones, Penelope Keith, etc.
Never mind, here's a link to the stencil revolution site - which has now got me singing 'children of the revolution'... go figure.

Thursday, March 20, 2003

Bugger. I will write something soon, I promise...

Monday, March 17, 2003

greetings fellow noodlers.

wait.

is that a bit rude?

hang on: *grabs dictionary, flicks to noodling*.

hmmmmm.....uh uh.....oh....it isn't

HURRAH!

anyway,

collectivenourfilmworks are proud to announce the screening of our short film: 'Pest Control' at the Embassy bar in the city on wednesday the 26th of march @ 8:00pm.

here's the movie poster



i think we might be screening 'sup homes and misguided tour as well, so come along. bring your friends.

i'll email you all properly with the details, and maybe a map....ooooh a map!

Pol you need to harness the power of the image tag. type the following, only with < and > instead of { and }.
{img src="http://home.pacific.net.au/~ahw/pj/finale.jpg" border=0}

should result in


In other news: I dyed my hair black. Changing one's hair colour is a fairly mild form of self-mutilation or self-abuse, second only to not washing oneself or not cleaning one's teeth. Or not sleeping and going mad as a consequence of sleep deprivation. Then comes circumcision ... ear piercing ... tattoos ... 'body modification' ... but then wearing shoes every day is a form of self-abuse, because our feets would be nice and spread out if it weren't for them shoes what we wears every week ...

Also Pol sir if you wanted to use that image to link to something else, maybe your tattooist, it would go a little something like this ...

{a href="http://oralse.cx"}{img src =http://www.artwanted.com/images/large/5211_17008.jpg border = 1}(/a)




Also: Happy St Patrick's Day, Paddies Plastic and Geniune Alike! Best piece of Nationalist PR there ever was, like, so. I wonder when George intends on invading Ireland ... I hear they have lots of terrists up there. Can anyone else hear the thunderclouds rumbling? I can't believe that hick moron made jokes during yesterday's Azores meeting:the one where he didn't even have the cojones to admit he was threatening an invasion of Iraq.

Saturday, March 15, 2003

Oral sex makes pregnancies safer and more successful - study

here

"He says the protective effect was strongest if the woman swallowed the semen."

:-)

Monday, March 10, 2003

PUBLISHED!!!

Sunday, March 09, 2003

This is probably a bad idea for most of you, and the site's been slashdotted all to hell, but apparently rockstar has released a free version of GRAND THEFT AUTO for the PC. You can download it from their site (if you can get into it) here

Friday, March 07, 2003

OK so apparently the Hooters chain has launched an airline. And I for one am glad. Because it gave Henry Harteveldt the opportunity to say this:

Henry Harteveldt, an airline analyst for Forrester Research in San Francisco, described Hooters Air as a novelty idea that would not give established carriers such Delta Air Lines, which operates on the same route, anything to worry about.


"I expect Hooters Air to bounce along until they go bust," Harteveldt said.
< rimshot >

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

after 7 consecutive days of working ridiculous hours at torus (bless the games industry) i now have 2 days off.

and it's wonderful :)