This is f#@cking gold.

Naomi Robson, of Today Tonight fame has a spack out.

And here's the relevant audio.

No doubt it was actually the results of some fat, unemployed lebanese builders kids who were trying to rip her off, while bludging on the dole and tearing their family apart with their terror tantrums.

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Makes you think, doesn't it?

===FIRST POST=== of the new era! RAAAAAAY

Wait, I should do this properly.

F1R5+ P05+!!!!11111oneoneone

Congratulations again to parental unit Billeneve Penfordennis on the arrival of The Bram.

May your nights be quiet and your days be merry.

Are you planning on wetting the head? Need a priest? ;) I'm not sure what the baptism rites for the Subgenius are ... although I think it's important we recognise The Bram as being an Overman as soon as is superhumanly possible ... it's less than two months to X-Day! PRABOB.