In honour of the current rugby excitement please be upstanding for my new rugby chant

I HAVE A MIFFY SCREENSAVER
I HAVE A MIFFY SCREENSAVER
I HAVE A MIFFY SCREENSAVER
AND YOU DON'T

I HAVE A MIFFY SCREENSAVER
I HAVE A MIFFY SCREENSAVER
I HAVE A MIFFY SCREENSAVER
SO FUCK OFF

Beats that 'Aussie Aussie Aussie' nonsense any day.