from popbitch:

"A mate of mine and some footballers were out
on a golfing jolly, and sat in the clubhouse
having a celebrity shag conversation.

"Sean Connery walked in, so a couple of the lads
shout over to him 'Hey Sean, bet you've had a
celebrity shag or two.. what's your best ever?'.
Connery just grimaced and walked out.

"Later on, some of the lads were still sitting
around and Sean walks back in. He comes over to
the table and said,

"1964. Petula Clark. Up the arse"

Then he walked out.