i love you meatrobot - to quote:

"So, I have the fucking bitch job of fuck. I forgot to tell that. And I
can't get any other job, because I am on the Enemies List. And also,
that job makes my head bees get angry almost every day. And. BORING.
All the time. As boring as a stupid guy who is a different kind of
stupid from what you are".

and there's more... clicky forfun.

also - i nicked that from hotsoupgirl, who will kick my ass if i don't linkback. because she knows karate and shit.