hi,

it's been a while, how have you been?

i like what you've done with the place.

um.

here is my film festival update:

suicide club: cool, but odd! and with lots and lots of blood.
fausto 5.0: standard retelling of the faust legend, but with sex & violence. it was set in the future though, so everything was all industrial goth and lit with blue neon...i'm looking forward to the future, because then the flickering lights mean i can have a headache EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. which won't be very long, because the atmosphere will be burning, or there'll be some mutant virus on the list, or everyone will be all drugged up because of the ennui of their existence, or aliens will have enslaved us, or we'll be downloaded into computers...the future's bright, and may well be orange. they're not the only fruit though, or so i've been told. Apples on the other hand, are the only fruit!
japon: slow, very slow. but beautifully shot and possessing the single most awkward sex scene i've ever borne witness to in my entire life. also contained explicit horse sex, and a barn being knocked down.

this weekend i am seeing:

'planet of the cannibals' and 'just a kiss'

oh.

and i think i'm probably going to stay in australia....for those of you who i haven't spoken to yet.

i also hate raymond and would like to punch him until his intestines come out of his nose.

and transformers suck anoos.

and i'm not wearing a kilt.

but i am writing comics.

and don't learn html alex, it's only a short hop to c++ and then you can no longer say you're a web designer, or in new-media; you'll have become a programmer. and you'll have to smell a bit funny, and renounce any social skills you have, and worry about casting and floats and chars, and abstract data types and huge books written by people with stupid beards.

bye.