I've just been psychoanalyzed by Hello Kitty. Her diagnosis:

"All the questions above is to test your stress level and test if you are able to handle your stress.

The last destiny will indicate your type and show you how to deal with it.

You have a fair stress level.

One of the reasons for this is your conscious awareness to release your stress before letting it get worst.

However when you come across many troubles at the same time, you might unable to handle it. There comes the problem. For this type you better enjoy the green and wood.

As long as you are in the natural environment, you will be peaceful to resolve any problems."

Harry: If that doesn't work, try an episode of Viz's 'Dr Poo', transformed into Flash. It's worth it, if only to hear the accents and to marvel at how much the Borg owe the Cybermen ... and to see the sign on the Dalek toilet door. There's plenty of other weird shit to download there too.