Skinhead Hamlet.

ACT II SCENE I

A corridor in the castle. Enter HAMLET reading. Enter POLONIUS.

  POLONIUS: Oi! You!



  HAMLET:   Fuck off, grandad!



    (Exit POLONIUS.  Enter ROSENCRANZ and GUILDENSTERN.)



  ROS & GUILD:  Oi! Oi!  Mucca!



  HAMLET:  Fuck off, the pair of you!



    (Exit ROS & GUILD.)



  HAMLET:  (Alone)  To fuck or be fucked.



    (Enter OPHELIA.)



  OPHELIA:  My Lord!



  HAMLET:  Fuck off to a nunnery!



    (They exit in different directions.)