What the hell?? Right, I suppose at least the British contingent will remember Mr Benn, the children's TV show where this guy goes into a shop and tries on a costume and has an adventure in the genre of his costume. I'm not sure whether that is very similar to having a party in one's pants, but there you go. Anyway, they're making a film of Mr Benn! With - get this - John Hannah as Mr Benn, the romantic hero, Jane Horrocks as his girlfriend and Ben Kingsley as the Costume shop owner!!
It's official: the world has gone completely mad.