Humerous posting regarding the passing of HRH TQM - via alt.slack.

Subject: Re: Queen Mother Pushing Up Daisies

             Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2002 14:24:21 GMT

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As far as the queen mum and what a sweet old dear she

was:  WHAT THE FUCK?  She is the mother to a woman who

has MORE MONEY THAN FUCKING BILL GATES, LITERALLY!

And what does she do with it?  She plays the ponies

and gets drunk!  FOR 70 FUCKING YEARS!



Now that's a fucking humanitarian for you.  How many

children did she help in her life?  How many adults?

How many medical clinics did she set up?  How many

empty bellies did she fill?  Shit, Diana did more in

three months WITH NO BRAIN than the queen mum did in

70 FUCKING YEARS!



So she lived to be 101 years old, and kept the ruddy

peasants from abolishing the monarchy after the Nazi-

loving Edward decided (like Charlie), that he wanted to

choose his own horn scraper rather than one picked for

him by Sir Humphrey Applebee.  Wow.  I'm fucking 

impressed.  So England decides to keep its ZOO of 

INBRED MONKEY MONARCHS instead of Sid Vicious on the

Labor ticket.  Now THAT'S an accomplishment.



The only way I'm gonna respect any of those gorks is 

if Charlie gorks his mom, then establishes a Lord High

Protector to root all the wogs out of England while

he's vacationing in Canada and tells the EU to bugger

off.