Which Member of the Endless Are You?

Cool, now we can be anti-semitic fairy butt buddies, Pol!

The only organ donation I intend to make is when I strangle John Howard, Phillip Pillock, Alexander Downer, and any foolish APS goons that dare stand in my way ... with mein own entrails.

This just in: "If it wins its case, then Britain can officially say that the working class is extinct."

Court in the UK to decide: "Yes, Veronica, there is a working class." It is not known if Billy Bragg has been banned from entering the courthouse.

The legal action will not just settle a political argument between Thatcherites and Marxists. It could also safeguard the future of thousands of "affordable homes" in some of the capital's richest areas.

But the prospect of an aristocrat riding to the rescue of the poor has been greeted with scepticism locally. After all, the Cadogan family built its fortune through hard-headed investment in the property market.

Now that's property news! Via alt.slack. Praise "Bob"!