oi you, I don't even know who you are. Don't make disparaging remarks about my haircut - I just wanted it to look like all the other people on Jerry Springer that day, when I was in the "My cousin is also my uncle" episode. And Diamonds Are Forever was perhaps the greatest Bond movie ever... Add up Sean Connery in his final (real) Bond role (we won't discuss the deplorable Never Say Never Again), Charles Gray as a gorgeously camp Blofeld ("Look at the superpowers, flexing their muscles like so many impotent beachboys"), a fantastic night car chase through the streets of Las Vegas (albeit with glaring continuity error) in a candy apple red 1970 Mach 1 Mustang.

You get 42.

Every time.