I am now officially funny.

I know this because a random kook from the newsgroups emailed me to say ...

Subject: Re: Fatherly insult

   Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2003 19:35:14 -0600

   From: "The Kenosha Kid" 

     To: ahw@mira.net



OMFG!  This post left me all laughing in tears and shit!  HAW HAW excellent

job, mang!  I'm nominating it in alt.humor.best-of-usenet.



Thanks!



--Nicko



> > I tried insulting my son today by calling him "the son of a silly person".

> > He just laughed at me.

> > I repeated the insult using ALL CAPS and it still didn't work.

> > Should I try helvetica next, or, perhaps, times roman?



> Comic Sans, because it's funnier

> then try Arial and see if he notices the difference

> then carve it into his forhead in mirror writing with a pen-knife

> then rub salt into the wound

> with a spoon

> of bees



> Grandpa Simpson: "I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was.

> Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary."

I owe special thanks to Harry for making sure we all know that Bees are Funny.