Fucking nerds! AMI BIOS or NOT? -- found wandering around slack-jawed at morons.org after visiting Rotten News, which never ceases to amaze me. Someone should send them a link to the classic headline at The Age at the moment: Record heat and stupidity as Melbourne
swelters. Maybe that someone is me.

Ambulance officers were left speechless with rage after treating four children who had been left locked in cars on a day when the mercury reached 43.9 degrees.

It's not a darwin award if you do it to your children! Come on, people!

Pol: Top effort. Maybe swap 'cos the Queen ain't gonna' with 'we wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire'. Just my $0.02. Anyone else wondering if his stoner sons have enlisted yet?