Pol: Post your effort here and we'll forward it on, and take the credit if it wins anything. What happened to 710.77345? Also: the most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is have the rotten luck to get your own mother as an emergency teacher, or worse, a music teacher, for your class. I'm sure this is why I'm going grey, grind my teeth, and have involuntary fear responses when anyone starts singing impromptu around me. Here's a hint, friends: don't do it. :cP Also: Old people with mobile phones are probably drug dealers. You know, the coffin dodgers you hear about getting nicked for carrying more than their own body weight in E at the airport. Two words: Citizen's Arrest.