Don't forget Bill that your DOB is a fairly significant part of your ID. Of course we're all friends here, it's just that the internet has eyes you know ... and ears ... and both kinds of genitals ... and was recently run over by a train, would you like to see the outcome?

the US No.1 on #REDACTED# was... Philadelphia Freedom by The Elton John Band
the UK No.1 on #REDACTED# was... Bye Bye Baby by The Bay City Rollers

and the 'life's theme song' nonsense, which, apparently, is whatever was at #1 on your 18th birthday:

in the UK: Young At Heart by The Bluebells
in the US: Informer by Snow

It all depends on your perspective. If you work it out on your 21st, for example,

in the UK: Firestarter by Prodigy
in the US: Because You Loved Me by Celine Dion

Waah! Who do I have to bribe to get a KLF song for the 'life's theme song'? Let's take a moment to remember Peter Tripp who apparently invented the pop chart -- he stayed awake for 200 hours for a charity event ( the march of dimes), went mad from sleep deprivation, lost his wife, became an alcoholic and died early. Vale.