Bort: "POST PROOF OR RETRACT". We demand to see photomographic evidence of this allegedly altered posterior.

BJB: But does it have Grace Jones in it? WAAAAA

Harry: If you include a Britney-like character in yer epic you may get mentioned in another similarly wanky post modern blah blah analysis. Question is, do you want this?

Pol: yarda yarda watched England beat the Argies with some hormonal tosser who kept yelling REMEMBER 82! and so on. Wanker. Almost made me proud to be Australian, but the only thing that will do that is when Prime Minister Stott-Despoja (or Brown) says Sorry, closes all the US Bases within our borders, and ditto for all the asylum seeker concentration camps. They'll be making our licence plates and garments next.

Anyone familiar with the 'excuse me son, let's see if you've got any knives in your bag' laws in Sydney may be interested to know that they don't actually exist. It seems that the cops are just making it up as they go along...