I think the woman was blissfully unaware that her jacket didn't come down far enough, and her jogging pants(!) didn't come up far enough. So, luckily, she didn't glare at me. (Although she did look a bit like a manatee.) But the bum was bright white and offended my eyes with the glare. There's nothing wrong with having a white bottom, I own one myself, and, being a bit nippy outside, I doubt many feistynoodlers have perfectly tanned butts - the point is - we don't get them out on the tram - at least - I hope not.
It was just... unexpected... and it made me come over all unnecessary.