heh heh.

i somehow don't think that evolution has much place for myopic, obese, pale, rsi inflicted, socially inept people.

and just so i don't look like a whiner.

Reasons to stay in aus #3: (3's are everywhere & i don't know why)
last week i won a tv.
this week i won a poster.

for my entire life i have never won anything. nothing. not a sausage. maybe my luck is changing.


and i really, really reckon i've fixed the novel. although i'm starting to worry that miss noodles + fuzzies are easily gonna be better than mine. better start writing those gratuitious sex scenes then:

"but noah, why can't you let us on the ark? it's so very, very hot out here in the sun and we need to get out of these sweaty clothes. Oh look, it's started to rain & all we have is these flimsy robes."

i'll make meeeeeeellllllllllliiiiiiiioooooooonnnnnnnnssssssss!