A passel of arseholes? which begs the question - well, it doesn't, but I'll ask it anyway - what's the collective noun for several collective nouns? And if guide dogs lead the blind, how do the guide dogs know where to go? Why for do you kick my dog and call him fuckoff? Just one more - as Sarah Virtual Reality just pointed out, why does eating breakfast make you hungrier at lunchtime?
Answer me, or die.

Sorry. I must be feeling lonely in my ivory to-.. I mean office.