Aha! You see, I never watched Spanking the Monkey, not even when I went my "I've seen all the stuff I want to watch at the video store, now let's rent the things that look pooey" phase....

I have to say that "Does that feel good darling?" is probably one of the funnier stories like that I've heard... although I have to say, I still quite like the urban myth-joke type thingy about a boy going into his room putting his walkman on, closing his eyes and having a wank on his bed. And when he's done, he opens his eyes and there's a fresh cup of tea on his bedside table....