Average conversation in the NoodleBob household:
FN: I'm working really hard, can you make me a cup of tea?
BJB: Ooh, I dunno 'bout that.
FN: Please, I'm really thirsty, so don't fuck it up. Just water and a teabag together at last.
BJB: No rocks?
FN: No, no rock, just the teabag and water. Hot water. From the kettle hot water, not from the tap hot water.
BJB: No garlic either then?
FN: Nope. And no cornflour.
BJB: Ok.
FN: Thanks.