From a work discussion about reality tv shows. apparently when feisty read it coffee came out her nose :

i'd like to see
"Celebrity kitchen makeover death war"

2 celebrities.
2 kitchens.
1 weapon made from the items they find in the opponents kitchen
1 victor!

first up:

britney spears swaps kitchens, and blood, with james cameron.

britney ties a fork and a knife using some string that she found in the back
of a junk drawer to create a deadly food eating nunchuck.
James can only find some pink fluffy cushions and a crop top to defend
himself with.

who will win?

harry.
reality tv show producer!