ummm i don't have any contributions to make to the penis naming/george lucas is a cumsock debate - i must say that, however, when you really think about it,

star wars sucked too.
It was just that it was so cool at the time, and we'd never seen anything like it before. but really - if you analyze the story -

it sucked.
and don't get me wrong - i know every word and i've seen it a zillion times.

but it sucked. badly.
the character development was sophomoric at best, the freaky incestuous relationship between luke and leia..... the GAPING plot holes (how come leia got to be a princess, but luke had to be a bogan on the galactic equivalent of Nebraska? (let's face it - he should have had a mullet) i mean - really - the whole "oh yes you're an orphan who grew up on a farm but really you're king of the world" thing had been done to death even then.....

it sucked.

rock on