Pffft....... one day, when you're old enough, Unca Fuzzy.....
Ack, suffering a classic case of cafard today... one of those days when you're in a black mood, for no readily apparent reason. Well, no readily apparent reason apart from the fact that it's very hot, and I'm at work instead of being fanned with palm leaves by a bunch of beautiful flunkies wearing somehow tasteful leopardskin undies. I, naturally, should be wearing the gold bikini that princess leia wore at the start of Return of the Jedi....

Ooooh, and drinking vodka martinis.