You know, it's kind of a shame that we never got the amazing device(tm) off the ground and all got filthy rich. Because it might have been nice, just once and for a bit of a kick, to buy myself, as a treat A FUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIER

just imagine the fun trying to parallel park it

or the conversations with your mates
"sure, quite frankly the mileage is shithouse, and it costs $18,000 to fill up, but you get 12,000 nautical miles to the tank, and let's not beat around the bush here, it's A FUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIER"

get the kids, ready, mrs noodle-bob, we're goin fishin.