*ahem*

All Feistynoodle posters and readers are invitated to obswerve my ten-thousandth day on this woebegotten rock tomorrow afternoon, Tuesday the Turd of September, so.

Venue: Sahara Bar, because it is a trendy joint what used to have an antique Pac Man machine and difficult to get to if you don't know where to look. It's up the stairwell just to the right of Revival on Swanston St in the city. Near all them technical bookstores and stuff. It's opposite the bomb-site (is this a culturally insensitive expression to use in this allegedly enlightened age? I mean, THINK OF THE FLECHETTES) building site between Little Lonsdale St and Lonsdale St (on Swanston).

OH LOOK HERE IS A MAP (/drew)

ignore the bullseye. it is bullsarse.

I wonder if this will work. People should pronounce 'work' like they pronounce 'pork'. It would make things easier.

So to recap:

Sahara Bar
L1 301 Swanston St Walk
TIME: 6:30pm onwards

An early one so there'll be no bullshit 'but it's a school night' excuses. 'You gave late notice' excuses will be valid, however.