I'm going to do something girly - I'm going to post about shoes.
Realising that I can't get married in a pair of red sneakers or dog-chewed flats, I went shoe shopping on the weekend. I saw something that truly frightened me - pearlised leather stilettoes - and the pattern on the leather was... camouflage motif... oh the horror. You know your army gear is so last season when you realise your mum just spent $600 on a pair of shiny fucking army stilettoes...