Bill, those dating game shenanigans from station.com were originally performed by Something Awful Goons, of which I am a proud constituent.

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!

Regardless, there will be a concentration of Australian Goons in Sydney next month. Dunno if I'm going ... although they are planning some Commando Tourism.

And now, some breasts.

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