I keep seeing a motorbike with 'FRAG' on it somewhere. Perhaps the bike is rigged to explode in an accident. When I was in Belfast near the town hall I saw a big purple Jag with the personalised plate 'UZI'. Someone told me it meant something other than 'submachinegun'. I didn't believe them. So where are plates 'LUSER' '0WN3D' and so on? ENQUIRING CAFFIENATED SLEEP-DEPRIVED BEE-RIDDEN MINDS WANT TO KNOW.