I got dumped weekend before last, so I am currently eating:

worms

humble pie

shit (and die)

and so on. I would eat a bowl of fuck, but it's cold.

I did buy new sheets though, which makes all the difference. They're black. I made sure she saw them when she dropped in the other week. Ha.

Right now I feel like ... some rare 1st year arts/law fillet, with a garnish of skinny dance chicks. Table four please.