I've always wondered where we could go with the eminently molestable Mastercard ad catchphrase. The one to beat is the nasty Columbine adaptation: You know the one, two semi-automatic rifles, $500, six boxes of ammo, $blah, seeing the look on your classmates' faces before you send them to kingdom come: priceless...

As for the geek mugs: how about ... [a href = "file://c:/con/con"] Click here to see why IE is an integral part of Win98! [ /a ] ?

I wonder if that faux code will come out. "Out, I say!"