Ooh, time for a poo story.. it's icky, but well, kinda funny.

I used to work with this guy - so, no, it's not an urban myth - who liked, on a friday night to go out for curry and beer and have a mighty good time. Whilst out one night he got talking to this chick, and they combined resources and went drinking and currying together. Anyway, the next morning, my friend woke up feeling very very hungover and realised two things - one; he was not alone in his bed and two; he'd had a bad case of the shits during the night. My friend - who at this part of the story I wish was more of an acquaintance - woke the woman up, shouted "Look at what you've done, you dirty bitch!" and kicked her out of the house...

Poo is funny - as long as it happens to someone else...