Ahh, it's all getting a bit strange here today, isn't it? I blame the Liberals.

Okay, so Bill and I drove to Canberra at the weekend - or rather he drove and I sat in the passenger seat and felt embarrassed about being 27 and still not being able to drive.
The trip up proved to be interesting - with my new Yuppievision™ digital camera, we had all the fun of wasting film with no development costs! Not forgetting the fun of reviewing our work, and watching the battery power shrink like an ice cube in the sink.. check out the road fever..
If you're not aware of this, Canberra is a weird and creepy place. It would possibly look less disconcerting if it was called "BIOSPHERE CANBERRA" and had an enormous glass dome built over the entire city. But, as the National Gallery of Australia had elected to borrow various paintings by Monet from around the world, we felt compelled to "get" culture and check it out.

Good things about Canberra	Bad things about Canberra
Monet exhibition	Total lack of road signs until after the junctions
Good coffee	The captain cook memorial ejaculatory fountain thingy wasn't on
quesadillos for brekkie	crazy arsed church bell ringing dudes
wimbaliri 1998 cabernet merlot	idiot banjo player with his big stupid face
fireworks	going into a porn shop (hey, for the experience of it!!) and seeing a porn video starring Vince Neil from Motley Crue